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Zach Galifianakis

Dear Zach:
My girlfriend and I have been together for about two months. The relationship is still new, but I think we’re going to be together for a while. Some days she has a mustache, though. It’s light and wispy and makes me want to die. Is there any subtle, safe way to alert her to her own facial hair and make her get rid of the mustache?
Eddie Turner
Atlanta, GA

Dear Eddie:
I know what you’re feeling. I date a Jewish girl with a Hitler mustache and I’ve never said anything to her. I even bought a biography of Frida Kahlo and pretended to read it while my girlfriend looked on. I just shook my head and muttered, “Can you believe this woman?” It went right over my girlfriend’s mustached head. Now, I’m not normally one to recommend roofies, but sometimes they can help. Do I need to say anything else?

( via Comedians Dole Out Dating Advice)


great mash-up.

wenn man alle schauplätze der hoth dreharbeiten auf einem norwegischen gletscher besucht, ist das wohl ein klares zeichen, dass man ein riesiger star wars nerd ist. aber niemand hat bis jetzt freiwillig die bluebox besucht, in der die unaussprechlichen prequels entstanden

(via look at that frakking geekster)

We start carrying semi-automatics, they buy automatics. We start wearing Kevlar, they buy armor-piercing rounds.

großartiges video. ach die serien der 80iger, was für eine nette kindheit haben sie mir beschert.
und stumpf ist trumpf

(via the daily


(via great justice)

hit that bastard!
(jimcarrey is here direct)

(via polkabot and clockwork)

(via or direct)

(via the daily what)

(via i Heart pluto oder schnapschuß direkt)