Zach Galifianakis

Dear Zach:
My girlfriend and I have been together for about two months. The relationship is still new, but I think we’re going to be together for a while. Some days she has a mustache, though. It’s light and wispy and makes me want to die. Is there any subtle, safe way to alert her to her own facial hair and make her get rid of the mustache?
Eddie Turner
Atlanta, GA

Dear Eddie:
I know what you’re feeling. I date a Jewish girl with a Hitler mustache and I’ve never said anything to her. I even bought a biography of Frida Kahlo and pretended to read it while my girlfriend looked on. I just shook my head and muttered, “Can you believe this woman?” It went right over my girlfriend’s mustached head. Now, I’m not normally one to recommend roofies, but sometimes they can help. Do I need to say anything else?
Zach</blockquote>

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baby dynamite und nacho libre

“Mr. President, as more and more people realize that you are refusing to release your original birth certificate, further questions will fuel the fires of debate or at least hinder the embers from ever being snuffed out. Questions such as, ‘Does it really contain the Hawaiian physician’s name?’ ‘Does it disclose something other than his birthplace that he wishes others not to see?’”

Chuck Norris

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satz des tages

“I Love To Play ‘World Of Warcraft’ Naked And Stoned” – Adrianne Curry, America’s Next Top Model winner, recently announced via Twitter her favorite way to spend a Sunday: playing World of Warcraft “butt naked” and “stoned.”

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need coffee

real south park

looooost

coen vs tarantino

great mash-up.

real hoth

wenn man alle schauplätze der hoth dreharbeiten auf einem norwegischen gletscher besucht, ist das wohl ein klares zeichen, dass man ein riesiger star wars nerd ist. aber niemand hat bis jetzt freiwillig die bluebox besucht, in der die unaussprechlichen prequels entstanden

(via look at that frakking geekster)

We start carrying semi-automatics, they buy automatics. We start wearing Kevlar, they buy armor-piercing rounds.

flashbacks

großartiges video. ach die serien der 80iger, was für eine nette kindheit haben sie mir beschert.
und stumpf ist trumpf

smoooking

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awesome.

(via the daily wh.at)

frohe ostern

(via testspiel.de)

David Cage: Gamers Have Changed

“The commercial success of the game shows one thing: gamers are not who we thought they are. They are older, eager for something new, ready for more sophistication than what most games have to offer.”

“The limits come from ourselves, game creators and publishers, but the market is now ready to see videogames evolve to a more mature and meaningful media.”

(via edge and the guardian)

vote!

Comet the Superhorse.

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